This Time, I Mean It

I know I've said many times that this or that thing is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. But I really, really mean it this time. Get this:

In 1994, an Air Force lab at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base, the Base I worked at at that time, asked for and got serious consideration for a proposal to build a bomb that would turn enemy soldiers gay.

I am fucking serious. Check it out.

Because, of course, "teh gays" are so totally unable to control themselves that they will naturally to stop fighting so they can have a big gay orgy right then and there. Aw, yeah.

Our military considered spending money on a gay bomb. That is now officially the stupidest thing I have ever heard.