"No Jesus, no peace"
I drove by a church the other day. On the sign out front was this bit of cleverness:
No Jesus, no peace
Know Jesus, know peace
Very nice. But, of course, if "no Jesus, no peace" were true, wouldn't it follow that "no peace, no Jesus" would be true? And, since the world has never been at peace during the entire history of humankind, this seems to indicate that, in fact, there is no Jesus.
I'm just sayin'.