I Hate Ann Coulter Too

Here's one of Coulter's recent snippets of insanity (or should I say 'inanity?'):

[The Democratic Party] is a party that supports killing, lying, adultery,
thievery, envy.

Yep, that's the Democrats all right. Because Democrats revel in war and the deaths of countless servicemen and women and innocents in Iraq. Oh, no, wait, Ann Coulter is the one who speaks with an orgasmic gleam in her eye of all the carnage in Iraq, including her wish that someone would kill the reporter who took the footage of a US marine shooting an unarmed man.

And, of course, the Democrats lied to the American people about the real reasons for the war in Iraq. Oh, wait, no, that was Coulter and the Republicans too.

Adultery? Yeah, those damned Democrats and their cheating hearts. Bill Clinton and Newt Gingrich should be strung up by-- Oh, wait. Gingrich was a Republican, wasn't he? Well, what about the guy who was briefly House Speaker before Frist, until his adultery was made public? Oh, right, he was a Republican too.

Thievery? Well, yeah! What about when Nixon had his goons raid his opponents in the Watergate Hotel-- Ooh, bad example. Uh, what about stealing budget money to buy weapons for the Contras in defiance of Congressional order? Oh, that was Reagan, wasn't it? Hmm.

And the Democrats certainly do envy those Republicans, I'll give Ann that. When you have a soul, it's awfully hard not to envy those whose soullessness allows them to do whatever they damned well please without those annoying pangs of, what's the word? Oh, yeah. Conscience.

Yes, Ann, you certainly hit it on the head. Take John Kerry, for instance, as the prototypical Democrat. He certainly displayed his love of killing when he came back from Vietnam and testified before Congress in hopes of stopping the atrocities being committed against civilians in that war. And he sure demonstrated his propensity for lying when he lost the campaign because he not only kept telling the American people the truth, he wouldn't shut the hell up about it, but instead would drone on and on. And, of course, Kerry is all about the adultery, except for the part that he isn't. And Kerry showed what a thieving, untrusthworthy individual he is when he earned the Congressional Medal of Honor in combat in Vietnam.

Yeah.