Thursday, January 20, 2005

Finally, Someone Found a Use for Creationism!

If you're going to commit a crime and leave behind DNA evidence, make sure to do it in a red state, as discussed here. It just doesn't get any better than this. "You can't use the prosecution's DNA evidence against my client because accepting the existence of DNA conflicts with creationism and the Young Earth Theory. You must acquit."

Hell, this is just as dumb as the Chewbacca Defense from South Park, but this is actually real!


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